One fine day on his throne set Alexander 'greatest of the greats'
Havin with himself as internal debate
He had to his name orgies and conquests sooo many
That news of his misdeeds were positively uncanny
He was in a bit of a quagmire
Since he wanted to do something that was even for him… positively bizarre
At last he decided to elude the laws of time and space
And actually go… and hit on bill gates
And so without any hesitation
He made a quick decision
Through centuries in the twinkling of an eye he did travel
Though it remains a mystery as to how the laws of physics he managed to unravel
At last when at his destination he arrived
Oh boy! was he in for a truly shocking surprise
To find old man bill in the nude
(A sight at which he belched even though he was no prude)
He saw him crouching on an overgrown lamb
Right next to a bubbling cauldron on a fire stand
When the truth hit him he was so numb he couldn't even speak
He realized that while all the time he looked so meek
Bill Gates secretly lusted for dead sheep!!!
(ah well..No wonder everyone always thought he was a geek)
Horrified he turned and ran from both bill and his motley crew
Only to fell in the pot of bubbling stew
So U see my friends he did not die of Malaria or venereal disease as ppl. Surmise
Oh no these were 'not' the reasons for his sad demise
Alex ceased to be … ever more
When Gates stirred his stew and said "Ahh such lovely soup alex d'ovours
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